Before we go any further, let’s make sure we’re on the same page (literally). These aren’t your typical “terms and conditions” nobody reads. This is a private, by-invitation-only agreement between grown-ups who still believe in reading the fine print (and maybe even laughing a little while doing it).
We’re not selling you socks or a subscription box. This is a **private contract**, and that means your eyes and your brain matter. Please take your time. Read the documents below. Ask smart questions. And if you’ve got a lawyer friend who owes you a favor, now’s the time to call them.
Bottom line: we’re keeping things transparent, private, and built on good faith. That starts with you reading the materials, not skimming them. Deal? 😄
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